TheLikelyLad

I dreamt last night that I finished my final year at university in Minnesota. I ended up being with a load of losers, who invited me over to their place for a few drinks. They had a pet crocodile that tried to eat me, so I beat the fucking shit out of it with a large stick/log. 

Feather pillows are fucking brilliant. 

jonniecarfrae:

always-keep-that-message-taped:

The worst part of working and staying in manchester all summer will be not seeing jonnie carfrae and winding him up while hes smashed and out with his girlfriend amy, i mean jodie!!! :)

This is the first that I’ve heard of this. The…

I’m struggling to come to terms with all of this. However, I’ll plan a special three days for you to have sex with her, whilst I watch. 

always-keep-that-message-taped:

The worst part of working and staying in manchester all summer will be not seeing jonnie carfrae  and winding him up while hes smashed and out with his girlfriend amy, i mean jodie!!! :)

This is the first that I’ve heard of this. The world of Tumblr is now witnessing a very sad Jonathan.  

I get really annoyed at myself when I know my phone dies, I’m near my charger, and I knew it had low battery, but I’m just too lazy to put it all together.